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T.O.A.S.T...
Is what we like to call an acronym.
This particular acronym stands for
Taken Outside And Shot Twice

Is comprised of one part snake handler, one part astronaut, one part Chef Boyardee, and one part special kid on the short bus.

Has been known to bastardize almost every style of music under the sun. Several under other suns in galaxies far away as well.

Is infamous for releasing material under Eat My Records including their EPs: Year of the Monkey, and Year of the Cock. Set for the back half of this year, the next scheduled and first full-length release will be entitled Year of the Dog/Year of the Hog. All current releases are available on CD Baby, iTunes, and additional tracks can be found at Eat My Records, MySpace, and nuggets. Check back soon for the new full-length album release.

Is an insane musical amalgamation of all things country, punk, metal, jazz, ska, and rock. With lyrics that span from politically charged rants to insane ramblings about their favorite imaginary super hero.

Who boast a host of diverse influences such as Clutch, Ween, Spazz, Dystopia, No Means No, The Dead Kennedys and Frank Zappa. Blended all sexy-like with their unique sound and insane rock-n-roll presence ; leaving palms sweaty and drinks empty.