P-Trap

Lowlander

From a time before there was bathing, he is the bastard child of a human king and an elf pricess. Abandoned at an SCA event, raised by nomadic carnies, and now an unrivaled human cannon baller.

The A.D.D banger is what we call him when he's not here.

World of Warcraft, Haggis, Evil Keneevil, "There can be only one".